Real Girl Beauty

For every girl who's imagined herself as Lucky Magazine's "Lucky Girl." Or who's conquered her addiction to the bitchier-than-thou forums. Or who reacts every day to her Daily Candy email with the same: "Who can afford that?" Here are some heartfelt health and beauty tips from one Real Girl to another.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Real Girl Says A Prayer

Dear God,

Real Girl has a favor to ask. Please. Please, if there is any justice in the world.

Please let Real Girl age infinitely better than Mickey Rourke:

Because he went from looking all rough and tumble bad boy...

To looking like notorious leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il.

And that's not cute.

Sure, he's had some truly awful plastic surgery. But still. God. Help a girl out. And her mirror too.

Much obliged.